We set out to make a better sock and ended up reinvigorating an entire category.
Pair of Thieves blends bold designs with high performance elements to make all our products Ready for Everything. We don’t claim to be extreme, and we will never be boring—we’re as comfortable checking our Instagram likes from 9 to 5 as we are in a heated curling match or at the skate park. We use performance technology to improve comfort and wearability… don’t call us Athleisure.
Cash Warren
Founder
Cash uses his incredible smile and charm to eschew having any real responsibilities. He likes to think it was his idea to start Pair of Thieves and we don’t really tell him otherwise. There is no one that Cash doesn’t know, or love…and occasionally we meet some people who even love him back.
SuperFit Boxer BriefsYes We Camp
SuperFit, Boxer Briefs, Cash's FavsOur SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)$20.00
SuperFit Boxer BriefsAmerica’s Cup
SuperFit, Boxer Briefs, Cash's FavsOur SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)$20.00
SuperSoft Boxer BriefsSilver Lining
SuperSoft, Boxer Briefs, David's Favs, Cash's FavsOur SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.$20.00
SuperSoft Boxer BriefsRoad Trip
SuperSoft, Boxer Briefs, Cash's FavsOur SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.$20.00
No ShowSpelurking No Show
No Show, Cash's FavsWelcome to the most perfect no-show socks on the planet. Low enough to be invisible in Vans, but grippy enough not to slip down in the heel. All the while, being extremely breathable to eliminate The Stank Foot.$10.00
Perfect SportTKO
Perfects, Cash's FavsHere's the slightly padded version from our Perfect collection. The technology to create this sock didn't even exist 2 years ago and we spared no expense... loading it with every useful feature you didn't know you needed.$15.00$10.00
Alan Stuart
Founder
Alan fancies himself the artiste of the brand. He and his design studio, One Long House, have been helping brands speak clearly and look awesome for years… it’s about time he create something useful with his bare hands, says his father.
SuperSoft Slim-Fit BoxersChillaxing
SuperSoft, Slim-Fit Boxers, Alan's FavsWe took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric. The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.$20.00
SuperFit Boxer BriefsRon Burgundy
SuperFit, Boxer Briefs, Alan's FavsOur SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)$20.00
SuperSoft Slim-Fit BoxersEasy Breezy
SuperSoft, Slim-Fit Boxers, Alan's FavsWe took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric. The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.$20.00
No ShowCatch 22 No Show
No Show, Alan's FavsWelcome to the most perfect no-show socks on the planet. Low enough to be invisible in Vans, but grippy enough not to slip down in the heel. All the while, being extremely breathable to eliminate The Stank Foot.$10.00
Perfect SportBuzzer Beater
Perfects, Alan's FavsHere's the slightly padded version from our Perfect collection. The technology to create this sock didn't even exist 2 years ago and we spared no expense... loading it with every useful feature you didn't know you needed.$15.00$10.00
David Ehrenberg
Founder
David is the business end of the mullet, leading development, manufacturing and operations. Years of experience in mass retail and manufacturing have made him perfectly suited for making this a real business. His large collection of white socks, though, leaves work to be done.
SuperFit Boxer BriefsStraight Up Black
SuperFit, Boxer Briefs, David's FavsOur SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously.SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)$20.00- SuperSoft Boxer Briefs
Silver Lining
SuperSoft, Boxer Briefs, David's Favs, Cash's FavsOur SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.$20.00 
SuperSoft Boxer BriefsWalk Of Fame
SuperSoft, Boxer Briefs, David's FavsOur SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.$20.00
Perfect EverydayBlazer Tag
Perfects, David's FavsThe absolute Perfect sock for anything you can throw at it. The technology to create this sock didn't even exist 2 years ago and we spared no expense... loading it with every useful feature you didn't know you needed.$15.00$10.00