
It used to be that if you were looking for affordable basics that offered performance and style, all you’d find was disappointment. Every sock on the market was a compromise. If you wanted fun patterned socks with cushioned support, you’d need to throw your dress socks over your sport socks. Rhetorically…who double bags their feet? We started Pair of Thieves to fix all that by creating basics that didn’t compromise on any of those fronts.
Our solution is to make our product and our customer Ready for Everything. We create basics so versatile, by comparison, a swiss army knife is a paper weight. Every day you go from work to workout, to night out, to lights out. We make sure our basics comfort and perform at every stop on that tour.


Pair of Thieves was born from three close friends frustrated with bad socks. We built a collection of socks that lived in the illusive intersection of style, performance, and value. We got our first shot, in 2014, at Target stores across the US and sold out! That is, the product sold out. Not us. We’re still here at the helm, without so much as a single crypto coin of sway from outside investors. Only now, there’s a whole brilliant team of like-minded basics enthusiasts. Fun folks who dream in underwear, bring crazy new ideas, create top-notch product, serve our customers, change toner in that tricky printer and generally kick ass.

FOUNDER
CASH WARREN
Cash uses his incredible smile and charm to eschew having any real responsibilities. He likes to think it was his idea to start Pair of Thieves and we don’t really tell him otherwise. There is no one that Cash doesn’t know, or love…and occasionally we meet some people who even love him back.

FOUNDER
ALAN STUART
Alan fancies himself the artiste of the brand. He and his design studio, One Long House, have been helping brands speak clearly and look awesome for years… it’s about time he create something useful with his bare hands, says his father.

FOUNDER
DAVID EHRENBERG
David is the business end of the mullet, leading development, manufacturing and operations. Years of experience in mass retail and manufacturing have made him perfectly suited for making this a real business. His large collection of white socks, though, leaves work to be done.