Behind our stylish designs are high-performance fabrics + technology. They allow for amazing breathability, moisture wicking and über comfy fit . It’s a technical way of saying you get the most comfortable, rad and versatile product around.
HOUSE WORK IS HARD, THESE BASICS ARE MEGA SOFT
BEST BASICS ON THE PLANET
Underwear
Pair of Thieves underwear makes it really count by flinging fistfuls of style in with precisely measured amounts of advanced comfort.
Socks
Pair of Thieves socks combine top grade materials and fashion forward designs for a fit and feel that is out of this world and right on your feet.
Shirts
The quest for the perfect shirt ends now. Look your best, and feel even better in shirts that were engineered to absolutely annihilate all your complaints about shirts.
Loungewear
The snuggle is real. Feel great from sheets to streets in our ultra soft and comfy loungewear. Built for soft serenity and sharp style.
New Drops
The freshest of the Fresh. If you're the dude that waits in line for new phone tech, or an artist collab skate deck (but don't skate), this is the section for you.
Off-Duty
The wait is over for that thing you didn't even know you were waiting for. Off-Duty loungewear is a fresh collection of comfort engineered tops and bottoms that look as on-purpose at the super market as they do on your couch.
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THE HEROES
If you are sick of making decisions today, our customers have done the work for you. Here are the best-rated, best-selling, and best-loved products we make. You can't go wrong with a hero.
SNEAKY PERFORMANCE
Supreme Breathability
Moisture Wicking
4-Way Stretch
Uber Comfy Fit
No-Chafe Seams
Naturally Breathable
COOL BREEZE
Cool Breeze underwear combine advanced fabric finishes for a cool-to-the-touch feel, and utilize engineered micro vents throughout, for 10 gilligan BTUs of A/C for your junk.
Comfort Buffet Sampler Packs
MEGA SOFT
Our mega soft underwear are a heavenly blend of cotton and modal fabric. Modal, if we had to guess, is a material made by combining puffy clouds and chinchilla hugs. *Note, no clouds are harmed in the fabrication process.
NO REGRETS
GUARANTEE
If you don’t love your new gear, then no sweat. We’ll give you a full refund or exchange, less the cost of shipping, on your first pair within 90 days of purchase.
"These things are probably the most comfortable things the boys have ever been hugged by. They dont ride up, they keep everything in place, keep everything cool when working in the heat"
ISAAC G.
"These masks are amazing. Hands down my favorite. Breathes easy and is comfy on the ears. Fits the face nice and doesn’t fog my glasses which is seriously why I love them I wish there were more patterns available."
CARLY R.
“Cash Warren’s Socks are Super-Powered”
"I love everything Pair of Thieves makes. I recommend the t-shirts, shorts, socks, undies and lounge wear to everyone I know. Amazing Products. Keep up the great work!"
WALT Z.
"When you put on the Superfit Boxer Brief, you forget that they're there."
"Mega Soft is right! Awesome underwear and t-shirts backed by awesome customer service."
DANILO D.
"Husband loves this brand and boxer briefs and he's usually a very picky shopper. I love it because they have great customer service."
CORINNE M.
"Awesome fit and feel!The material is super soft and doesn’t ride up like other brands. The moisture wicking aspect is key since I live in Texas and it’s always hot and humid. Already ordered two more pair."
DUSTIN J.
Last Chance
Get up to 70% off select sale items. Yes, you're reading this correctly. We are putting some of the coolest, kewlest and softest, undies, socks, and tee's on sale so that you can stay #SwassFree.
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