About Us

About Us

We’re Not Like the Other Basics.

Once upon a sock drawer, basics were… well, basic. Boring. Disposable. Forgettable.
So we stole the rulebook and rewrote it in bold prints, stealth comfort, and sneaky performance.

At Pair of Thieves, we believe your first layer should never be your last thought.
From couch mode to commando missions (a.k.a. Monday meetings), our gear is built to show up and show out.

We started with socks. Crushed it. Then took on underwear. Crushed that too.
Now we make everyday essentials that feel like they’re cheating the system — and maybe they are.

We're independently owned, fueled by ideas (not investors), and powered by a team that lives and breathes better basics.
This isn’t fast fashion. It’s smart design, soft feels, and fit that follows your lead.

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Founder | CEO | Comfort Enforcement Officer

Because if it’s not comfy, it’s not shipping.

David Ehrenberg

David is the business end of the mullet, leading development, manufacturing and operations. Years of experience in mass retail and manufacturing have made him perfectly suited for making this a real business. His large collection of white socks, though, leaves work to be done.

The Operator’s Picks

Founder | CMO | Creative Disruption Officer

Marketing, mayhem, and making sure things look cool.

Cash Warren

Cash uses his incredible smile and charm to eschew having any real responsibilities. He likes to think it was his idea to start Pair of Thieves and we don’t really tell him otherwise. There is no one that Cash doesn’t know, or love…and occasionally we meet some people who even love him back.

From the Cutting Room

Founder | CDO | Creative Disruption Officer

Making basics look anything but.

Alan Stuart

Alan is the creative force behind the brand. With years of experience helping other companies look their best through his design studio, One Long House, he finally decided to make something you can actually wear. According to his dad, it’s about time.

The Designer’s Cut

Good Causes

People & Partners

Those we serve

The good that comes from our Good Fits collection is only possible because of the support of our customers and the help from exceptional partner organizations dedicated to uplifting communities. Currently we partner with three main teams.

Baby2Baby is a national nonprofit that provides children living in poverty with diapers, clothing and all the basic necessities that every child deserves.

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BC2M’s mission is to end the stigma and discrimination surrounding mental illness. They create multimedia campaigns, curate storytelling movements, and develop youth programs to encourage a diverse cultural conversation around mental health.

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The Trevor Project is the leading suicide prevention and crisis intervention organization for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and questioning (LGBTQ+) young people.

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find something new

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Superfit

the perfect fit

Mesh Magic

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Quick Dry

Action Flex

dry responsibly

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Hustle

Rise and Grind

Gear for the grind

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find your fit

perfectly yours

Size Guide

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