V neck undershirt 2 pack

Your undershirts have had a profound impact on my life.

I have a roommate who has constantly insisted he was the softest gray thing in the universe. It's probably worth mentioning that my roommate is a talking cat and absolutely nothing is wrong with me.

I live near a Target, and as such was already quite familiar with how comfortable and generally awesome your black and white undershirts were (though the white ones tend to attract pasta sauce for some reason). So when I found out you also sold gray undershirts on your website, I saw the perfect opportunity to upgrade my clothing arsenal and knock my fluffy roommate's hubris down a peg in a single purchase.

The shirts arrived at my doorstep days later, and my feline friend was instantly unnerved, as though he could sense the superior softness emanating from the package. Excitedly, I grabbed my scissors (still making sure not to run with them), cut open the box and threw on the first shirt I could get my thieving hands on.

Unsurprisingly, the softness was consistent with that of the white and black undershirts, and it was equally lightweight and breathable. The biggest difference I could immediately identify was how much more gray these shirts were in comparison. WOW!

My roommate also noticed this, and after reluctantly placing his paw onto my shoulder had quite the sobering realization: he was not the softest gray thing in the universe after all. It can be difficult watching a close friend's entire worldview shatter in…