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Be a Brand Ambassador!

You're #readyforeverything and we're ready to share some perks:

  • Free LaCroix
  • Discounts of up to 44%
  • Become a *star* (jazz hands) on our @PairofThieves social accounts.
  • BlockBuster Video Rental Membership!
  • Switchblade comb
  • Access to new product releases!
  • Free LaCroix
  • Discounts of up to 44%
  • Become a *star* (jazz hands) on our @PairofThieves social accounts.
  • BlockBuster Video Rental Membership!
  • Switchblade comb
  • Access to new product releases!
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Sneaky Discounts

In exchange for your kewl content, our ambassador program will give you an oversized key to our city in the form of 20-44% off.

Other perks

  • Game Genie Codes.
  • Special Merit Badge Pins!
  • Jai Alai lessons with a renowned Hollywood, FL coach.
  • Live updates on our printer toner status. Currently running low on Cyan.

Disclaimer....

Game Genie Codes, Special Merit Badge Pins, Jai Alai lessons with a renowned Hollywood, FL coach, Live updates on our printer toner status (currently running low on Cyan), Free LaCroix, BlockBuster Video Rental Membership, Switchblade comb - these perks aren't real....

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