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 We honor those generous citizens willing to give the shirt off their back, unless that shirt has been around way too long. Then, kill it. An over-worn shirt is a pit-stained travesty whose flawed fabric threatens the very fabric of our democracy. Regular re-orders of breathable soft Pair of Thieves’ Mega Soft shirts will ensure that we are a nation of aeration and not stagnation. 

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