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Chores in Drawers

We’ve genetically engineered the perfect man to do all your household chores.

Chores in Drawers

Meet Pita: the perfect man.

Founder Cash Warren has been so busy slinging socks and undies, he was neglecting his household chores. He needed a way to crush it at the office and at home. Jessica Alba, his wife, had a birthday coming up. So, Cash threw on the lab coat, warmed up the microscopes, and got all Weird Science in the lab. He created the perfect husband replacement for her birthday gift. Equipped with washboard abs and wearing only the comfiest underwear on the planet, Pita is programmed to handle all your household chores.

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Super computer brain

Dates are never forgotten. Pita’s neural network super computer brain never misses a birthday or anniversary.

Dexterous robot hands

Dust or clean dishes 12X faster than the normal husband. Gentle enough for foot and shoulder rubs.

Bionic legs of steel

Whether it’s picking up the kiddos or vacuuming, Pita does it like a pro.

Do your #CHORESINDRAWERS

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    Boxer Briefs Mix Pack

    Special Edition Blue ‘n Grey Mix Boxer Brief 3 Pack

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    Replace your whole drawer with this mix pack of drawers. SuperFit is like air conditioning for your junk. Made of a very special, mesh microfiber: 4-way stretch, cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. The perfect blend of Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%) with a 5″ inseam. SuperSoft is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use: crazy soft Modal fibers that naturally breathe, stretch, and spoon better than anything out there. Your junk will thank us.The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 5″ inseam.   
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    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

    Fresh Edition SuperFit Boxer Brief 3 Pack

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    Replace your whole drawer with this pack of drawers. Made with our SuperFit fabric, this is the best present you can buy your junk. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It’s also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. 5"inseam, 85% polyamide, 15% spandex
    $60.00 $51.00
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    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Fresh Edition SuperSoft Boxer Brief 3 Pack

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    Replace your whole drawer with this pack of drawers. Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 5" inseam. This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $60.00 $51.00
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    SuperFit Trunks

    Pink Blackout SuperFit Trunk

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It’s also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%). 1.5" inseam.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Trunks

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    Replace your whole drawer with this pack of drawers. Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 1.5" inseam. This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Trunks

    To Infinity SuperSoft Trunk

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    Replace your whole drawer with this pack of drawers. Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 1.5" inseam. This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Trunks

    Pushing Daisy SuperSoft Trunk

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    Replace your whole drawer with this pack of drawers. Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 1.5" inseam. This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

    No. 9 SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxer

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    Replace your whole drawer with this pack of drawers. Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

    Olive Blackout SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxer

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    Replace your whole drawer with this pack of drawers. Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperFit Briefs

    Blackout SuperFit Brief

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It’s also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%).
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    No. 9 SuperSoft Boxer Brief

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 5" inseam. This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
  • To Infinity SuperSoft Boxer Brief
    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    To Infinity SuperSoft Boxer Brief

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 5" inseam. This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
  • Pushing Daisy SuperSoft Boxer Brief
    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Pushing Daisy SuperSoft Boxer Brief

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 5" inseam. This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
  • Olive Blackout SuperSoft Boxer Brief
    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Olive Blackout SuperSoft Boxer Brief

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%) with a 5" inseam. This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
  • Blackout SuperSoft Boxer Brief
    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Blackout SuperSoft Boxer Brief

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use... Natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last. Your junk will thanks us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

    Black Whole SuperSoft Boxer Brief

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use... Natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last. Your junk will thanks us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
    $20.00

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