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Chores in drawers

We’ve genetically engineered the perfect man to do all your household chores.

Chores in Drawers

Meet Pita: the perfect man.

Founder Cash Warren has been so busy slinging socks and undies, he was neglecting his household chores. He needed a way to crush it at the office and at home. Jessica Alba, his wife, had a birthday coming up. So, Cash threw on the lab coat, warmed up the microscopes, and got all Weird Science in the lab. He created the perfect husband replacement for her birthday gift. Equipped with washboard abs and wearing only the comfiest underwear on the planet, Pita is programmed to handle all your household chores.

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Super computer brain

Dates are never forgotten. Pita’s neural network super computer brain never misses a birthday or anniversary.

Dexterous robot hands

Dust or clean dishes 12X faster than the normal husband. Gentle enough for foot and shoulder rubs.

Bionic legs of steel

Whether it’s picking up the kiddos or vacuuming, Pita does it like a pro.

Do your #CHORESINDRAWERS

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    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00
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    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

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    We took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric.  The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Slim-Fit Boxers

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    We took the old, tired, stiff boxer and made it awesome: slimming it down and applying our SuperSoft, stretchy fabric.  The result is something that's perfect for lounging, sleeping, or that breezy feeling. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

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    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously.
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    SuperSoft Boxer Briefs

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    Our SuperSoft fabric is the ultimate in opulence, yet made for everyday use. Made from natural fibers that breathe, stretch, and last, your junk will thank us. Try one pair and be ready to replace your whole drawer. Seriously. SuperSoft: The perfect blend of Modal (47%), Cotton (47%), and Spandex (6%). This means you get a naturally breathable, crazy soft material that stretches in all directions. Your junk will thank us.
    $20.00
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    SuperFit Long Boxer Brief

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    This is the longer version of our amazing boxer brief. It has a 9" inseam (sitting above the knee). If you're looking for our standard boxer briefs (5.5" inseam), check 'em here. Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00
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    SuperFit Long Boxer Brief

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    This is the longer version of our amazing boxer brief. It has a 9" inseam (sitting above the knee). If you're looking for our standard boxer briefs (5.5" inseam), check 'em here. Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00
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    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

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    $20.00
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    SuperFit Long Boxer Brief

    Tampered Evidence

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    This is the longer version of our amazing boxer brief. It has a 9" inseam (sitting above the knee). If you're looking for our standard boxer briefs (5.5" inseam), check 'em here. Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00
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    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00
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    SuperFit Boxer Briefs

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    Our SuperFit fabric is the best present you can buy your junk. Made of a very special, microfiber polyamide it feels a bit like a basketball jersey. It has 4-way stretch and is form-fitting, but does not constrict at all. It's also cool to the touch, ultra breathable, moisture-wicking, quick-drying, flat-stitched, and generally amazing. Get ready to replace your entire underwear drawer. Seriously. SuperFit: Microfiber Polyamide (85%) + Spandex (15%)
    $20.00