Why You Need Pair of Thieves

Pair of Thieves has developed the first and only Anti-SWASS underwear that feels like A/C for your junk.

HERE ARE THE 5 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IMMEDIATELY:

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JESSICA ALBA AND JIMMY FALLON AGREE

SWASS is an epidemic and these are the only Anti-SWASS undies on the market. See Jessica and Jimmy in a “heated” debate on the matter.

OLD UNDERWEAR IS DISGUSTING

Men keep their underwear way too long. All fabrics retain odor, dirt and bacteria. Here's a general rule: if you forgot where/when you got them (or your mom bought them), throw them away.

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COOL YOU = HAPPY YOU

Being too hot makes you sleepy, grumpy, and moist. Nobody wants that. This synthetic fabric is cool to the touch, where you need it most.

BOXER BRIEFS WIN

In a recent GQ study, 65% of women wanted to see men in boxer briefs over any other shape. Ditch the tighty-whities and grandpa boxers once and for all.

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SYNTHETIC MATERIALS WICK MOISTURE

Natural fibers (like cotton) stay damp with sweat, creating bacteria...and stank. Built on a proprietary microfiber polyamide, these SuperFit undies wick moisture away from the skin to evaporate quickly.

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